WIKILEAKS TAKES A LEAK ON WASHINGTON, FORMER RAIDER AND STEELER NOLAN HARRISON JOINS TJ AND THE TUX ON FRIDAY
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Gov. Ed Rendell (D-Pa.) commented publicly that President Obama’s visit to “The View” was shitting on the dignity of the presidency, something i might add, we try to do every week here on Shock and Awesome. We did not mind the trip to “The View” as much as we did his trip to Anna Wintour’s West Village home for a fundraiser. That is some undignified shit! Anyone who has seen “The September Issue” knows that Grace Coddington should get all the credit at Vogue, but I guess for a 30k per head fundraiser The President of the United States of America will gladly put on black face and sing along side Bernadette Peters in “Anna Get Your Wallet”
Wikileaks leaked documents portraying US war crimes and missteps in Afghanistan. Surprise Surprise! As if we didn’t know that drones were knocking on the wrong doors over there. However, the 2010 version of the Pentagon Papers has given us a new, shiny reason to talk about the Afghan war again… so that’s good. Wars get dreary after 9 years without some freshness. Afghanistan is like that room that needs a new coat of paint. We suggest that the military needs to give the war a new logo, or a new operation name. Something that will really get the hipsters interested. Something like Operation Opiates or Operation Get America’s Beard Back.
The immigration battle in Arizona rages on as illegals may be allowed a free return to where they came from. This in the face of protests in Phoenix that has those on the brink pawning off their gear at an ungodly amount of yard sales never seen before in suburban living history. Im going digging for the Ansel Adams negatives.
Are you ready for some football! Training camps open this week and to ring in the 2010 NFL season TJ and The Tux will welcome Nolan Harrison at 11am. Nolan is a current NFLPA board of directors member, a former Oakland Raider, Pittsburgh Steeler and an all around badass. We will be discussing football, then and now, safety in the NFL, the upcoming bargaining agreement that threatens football in 2011 and more smash-mouth stuff.
In other news New York Rep. Charles Rangel is trying to weasel out of 13 ethics violations…HARLEM! The case went before the ethics committee today. Hopefully for the sake of the song Chairman Zoe Lofgren (D-CA) will do the right thing. But you know these politicians, they are slicker than two eels fuckin in a bucket of snot. They are slicker than unknown unknowns and what the definition of is is. They are slicker than a wet fart made up of WD-50, ball bearings and axle grease. I could go on.
Even President Obama’s whirlwind trip, ragging traffic, and trench foot couldn’t stop TJ and The Tux from enjoying all that NYC has to offer on a summer week. Listen live and hear all about it.
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